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How I feel about valentines day

02.14.14 3
I hope something happens. I’m restless as the devil and have a horror of getting fat or falling in love and growing domestic.

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

01.09.14 1
Zoom Obsessed with this photo

Obsessed with this photo

01.04.14 0

You ever just wake up and think…it’s fun being me?

Then tell the girl next to you from the bar last night, you’ll call her later and go home?

— I do.

12.27.13 0

Literally every convo I’ve had with girls in NYC over the last year

12.23.13 0
Zoom Is it just me or is Jimmy ready for Rick the next time he comes around?

Is it just me or is Jimmy ready for Rick the next time he comes around?

12.21.13 2
Zoom This is the most amazing story ever

This is the most amazing story ever

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Zoom My parents said they needed art for their house in Florida …should I?

My parents said they needed art for their house in Florida …should I?

12.21.13 1
The current state of comedy

is screaming out for actual comedy writers.


so much crap out there

08.04.13 0
Just my first true southerner in manhattan…he has a Craftsman 5100 Riding Vacuum Cleaner in his apartment
07.11.13 0
Zoom Best SNL closing goodbye ever?

…I think so

Best SNL closing goodbye ever?

…I think so

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Zoom
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Zoom Need this book

Need this book

07.11.13 0
Ugh I’m such a compulsive shopper I hate it…I just went for a bagel…

— …and I just came home with an $7,500 pair of jeans from Barney’s

07.08.13 0

I still love this ad campaign

07.08.13 3